Introduction of Reality Ninja

Hey, Internet. Reality Ninja here.
If you are here, you probably know who i am, either from DeviantART or from real life. But if you don't...

Question: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Me: Because i want to be, idiot To make sarcastically sarcastic remarks on pop culture and stuff. Maybe some comics, some random crap. And definitely some heroic exploits. Who knows, its a brand new blog we're talking about :)

Question: WHY IS YOUR BLOG NAME "Reality Ninja's Baka-Kitsune Blog of the World"?!?!
Me: Well, let me explain. Reality Ninja is a name I came up with. I made it up because I'm a ninja (duh) and I kinda realistic. Therefore, Reality Ninja! :) Baka-Kitsune means idiot fox in Japanese, and thats a name for me elsewhere. No, it does not mean I'm gonna be all annoying about the "furry fandom" or whatever. Japanese is a language I am learning, and I just like the sound of the name. Blog of the World is because this is what i want it to be :D

Question: TEACH ME YOUR NINJA SECRETS
Me: Why in the name of Johnny Christ* would I do that?

Question: ANYWAYS, I DONT THINK I HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS. BYE!
Me: Good. Now take your stupid caps lock button and getoutofmyblog!

*shrugs* Hey, what do you want me to do? That caps lock was annoying you too, right?

Until next post,

~Reality Ninja


*Johnny Christ is a member of the band Avenged Sevenfold, in case you were wondering.