Thursday, June 16, 2011

Summer!

Hey, summer is upon us!
It is a time for rest, relaxation, and reality blogging.
Yeah, the months flew by really fast since I last posted.

ANYWAYS.
Summer is a great season.
Winter is and always will forever be the bestest season (imo) but summer is pretty darn nice.
You have a chance to unwind from school, enjoy the warm weather, and just do stuff as you wish without homework, teachers, and education yelling at you to DO SOMETHIN DANGIT.
Of course, you can book your summer with camps, vacations, and such like I did. (Some were against my will...)

But use the three months you have to just chill! You'll need it!
Have fun during the summer :)

~Reality Ninja

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Awesome Things

So I'm in the car (not driving, haha) listening to Rent songs.

Lets discuss awesome things :D

#1: Rent (musical)
Rent, as some of you may or may not know, is a musical set in the 90's. It's about a group of bohemians suffering from AIDS and living in New York. Most know it for the song "Seasons of Love." The songs are AMAZING! I've never seen it live, but that is definitely on my list of things to do :) I've seen most of the musical on YouTube, actually. I haven't seen the movie because I haven't had time to watch it… I will watch it soon! I've heard people say, however, it is nowhere good as the musical is…
They are reviving the musical this summer, July 14th at the New World Theater in NYC :D
I WANT TO GO SEE IT!
Course, I have to go all the way to New York…
Maybe it will come to where I live soon <3
"And when you're living in America, at the end of the millennium… You're what you own!"
Official website: www.siteforrent.com

#2: In the Heights musical (another one? haha)
In the Heights is another musical, although this one is set in the present. In the Heights is about a Latino community living in Washington Heights, New York. It's fairly new, and it's pretty darn good :)
"In the Heights, I hang my flag up on display… It reminds me that I came from miles away!"
Official website: www.intheheights.com

#3: Hyperbole and a Half blog, Allie Brosh
Hyperbole and a Half is slightly less famous then In the Heights and Rent. It's also not a musical, haha. It's a funny blog that hasn't been updated since February T_T but it's extensive old-post archives cover for all of that.. It also involves creative drawings made in MS Paint :) I might quote her once in a while, haha. I look up to Allie and her blogging skills. She's part of the reason I made this blog :)
p.s. I LIKE HER BLOG ALOT
Website: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

#4: MS Paint Adventures (especially Homestuck) website
I've only read Homestuck, but it stretches out for so long I think I can rate this awesome :) So MS Paint Adventures is a website which has extensive comics created from the program MS Paint (EDIT: This is wrong. It used to be in MS Paint, but now it's in Photoshop). And i mean really extensive. Like takes-up-most-of-your-life extensive. I'm not even up to the point where he's daily updating yet. Yes, the comic updates almost daily. It's insane and I have spent most of my free time trying to catch up. It's also addicting to read the story (of course, I really get into these kinds of stories, haha). I'm not gonna give any f the story away, so go read it yourself lazy :P
Website: www.mspaintadventures.com

#5: Avenged Sevenfold (band)
Awesome guitarist. Singer with a cool voice. Awesome rock band. They used to have an awesome drummer, but he died… R.I.P. Jimmy "The Rev". :c
If you like rock, go listen to their music. Now. I command you, loyal ninja followers!
Website: www.avengedsevenfold.com
Example: "Nightmare" (explicit)

#6: Sushi
Sushi is awesome. Rice is awesome. Japanese food in general is awesome. Cute Japanese stuff is also awesome. And of course, NINJAS ARE AWESOME. You should all just go donate to Japan right now because of all this awesome stuff they gave us. Go to the Red Cross or some other organization and donate! This has been a blog service announcement from the Baka-Kitsune Ninja Association (BKNA). C:

These are 6 things I think are awesome. There are many more things on the Internet and in the world I think are awesome, great, or cool. Go find things you think are awesome and share them :)

Meanwhile, I'll sit in this stupid car and post this to the blog when I get home.

-Reality Ninja

Monday, April 4, 2011

Hotel Tea

So I was gonna write a blog entry... then I forgot my idea T_T
Does that ever happen to you? It happens to me a lot..... sigh.
Ninjas are very forgetful. ._.
I am so very bored right now... and its hot in here T_T
So I'm watching Spongebob with my siblings in a hotel. (We are on vacation at the moment :) )
And oh yeah, making myself some tea I found in my hotel room.
So far I've dumped one packet of non-dairy creamer and two packets of sugar in it.
Let's see how my tea turns out when it cools :D
HURRAY FOR HOTEL TEA!

Spongebob is currently sliding around the Krusty Krab because its covered in ice. ^_^

Later!
~Reality Ninja

UPDATE: Finished my tea. It was delicious. Next time you are at the Holiday Inn, I highly recommend making the tea and putting 3 packets of sugar and 1 of non-dairy creamer in it. :)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Review: Rebecca Black's Friday

Its time for a review! :D
Well, first things first.
Yes, I know everybody hates on this song. Yes, I also know that a lot of people are talking about it.
Well I'm gonna talk about it anyways. So there.
So *drum roll please*.....


PLAY UNDER REVIEW: "Friday" by Rebecca Black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Well, we start the song with Rebecca warbling some horrible-sounding notes that remind me of a crossover between this one thing I heard on YouTube called "Meow Mix" and Caramelldansen.

After the bad animation of a flip calendar and a sketchy animation of her singing, we see Rebecca wake up in her bed. Her hair isn't straightened, but she has makeup on already.
Do you put on makeup before you wake up? Yeah, thought not.
Then she attempts to rhyme "bowl" and "cereal." Apparently it technically rhymes, but its a really crappy rhyme, amirite?

We then see her friends driving a CAR (a convertible, in fact). Since she and her friends are 13, this may worry some people. Then we notice that the front row is full, and there is one seat in the back. And then she sings "Which seat should I take?" Rebecca, there is only one seat. Therefore there is only one seat to take. SO TAKE IT.

IF 13 year olds driving a car don't worry you, the second verse consists of her and her friends basically standing in the back of the car "cruising down the highway." Her two friends (wearing strapless dresses) are sitting on either side of her. All the seats are full. She is even in the car. And yet, she still wonders which seat she should take!

Then: "Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards" REALLY? I didn't know that!
"We we we so excited!" I think you are missing something important.... are... ARE... *HINT HINT*
Don't even get me started on the rap. All I'm gonna say is, the rap makes no sense with the rest of the song. And it's bad.
Then all of them go to this party downtown and have "fun fun fun fun"
Then you breath a sigh of relief as the autotuned final words "Looking forward to the weekend" creep past your damaged eardrums.

I do realize, Rebecca Black fans, that it is the company that does this. I know Rebecca did not write the song or produce her music video, and I have nothing personal against her.

But anything THAT badly autotuned deserves to be flamed.

~Reality Ninja

P.S. http://tinyurl.com/62wo5a5

Friday, April 1, 2011

Introduction of Reality Ninja

Hey, Internet. Reality Ninja here.
If you are here, you probably know who i am, either from DeviantART or from real life. But if you don't...

Question: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Me: Because i want to be, idiot To make sarcastically sarcastic remarks on pop culture and stuff. Maybe some comics, some random crap. And definitely some heroic exploits. Who knows, its a brand new blog we're talking about :)

Question: WHY IS YOUR BLOG NAME "Reality Ninja's Baka-Kitsune Blog of the World"?!?!
Me: Well, let me explain. Reality Ninja is a name I came up with. I made it up because I'm a ninja (duh) and I kinda realistic. Therefore, Reality Ninja! :) Baka-Kitsune means idiot fox in Japanese, and thats a name for me elsewhere. No, it does not mean I'm gonna be all annoying about the "furry fandom" or whatever. Japanese is a language I am learning, and I just like the sound of the name. Blog of the World is because this is what i want it to be :D

Question: TEACH ME YOUR NINJA SECRETS
Me: Why in the name of Johnny Christ* would I do that?

Question: ANYWAYS, I DONT THINK I HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS. BYE!
Me: Good. Now take your stupid caps lock button and getoutofmyblog!

*shrugs* Hey, what do you want me to do? That caps lock was annoying you too, right?

Until next post,

~Reality Ninja


*Johnny Christ is a member of the band Avenged Sevenfold, in case you were wondering.